Introduction

So at the recommendation of a couple friends I decided to try this blogging thing. I want something to force me to write regularly and from living as something of a social delinquent I've built up a wealth of stories that I hope some people might find entertaining.

If you enjoy anything you read here, or at least don't hate it enough to leave the page and do something more productive it'd be great if you could tell me so I know I'm not just talking to myself.

Names will be changed in every story I post on here and sometimes small details may be changed to protect identities, but if you think you recognize yourself and don't want people to know about the horrible, horrible things you've done talk to me and I can either remove the story, edit you out of it, or turn you into a much more honorable and attractive version of yourself.

If you are an officer of the law or concerned citizen worried about any of the potentially illegal activities detailed in these stories, rest assured that they are probably all grossly exaggerated.

Thank you.